An extremely liberating thing is when you realize you don’t have to run to the bathroom to make a tumblr text post while enjoying a night out with friends and colleagues. You can just do it wherever

arahir:

you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

bloodsadx:

parking lot

boag:

boag:

boag:

My favorite part of having posted this is how u guys are now in the tags telling me all these different cultures you associate this hat with. This hat is a global phenomenon

Working class Irish people 🤝 little polish boys 🤝 African dads 🤝 male Jewish professors 🤝communists in the parliament of the Weimar Republic

Wearing this hat apparently idk

poetry-protest-pornography:

Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children’s songs in the style of various artists, and he’s incredible.

I’m weirdly emotional about it?

normalhole:

I was going to be Ellie Sattler (paleobotanist) for Halloween but what if I last-minute decided to be Dana Scully instead

Is this stealing Short Girl Valor if I’m six foot three in heels. Is it appropriation. Do I have to be Mulder instead

I was going to be Ellie Sattler (paleobotanist) for Halloween but what if I last-minute decided to be Dana Scully instead

A lot of the streets around here are kinda lumpy so your car will kinda… bob up and down. Which manages to perfectly simulate to the driver in front of you that you are flashing your brights.

wastehound-voof:

What does a driver flashing their high beams at another driver mean?

Beware/slow down, there’s deer ahead.

Beware/slow down, there’s a cop ahead looking for customers.

Beware/slow down, there’s either deer or a cop ahead.

I don’t know what it means.

I’ve never heard of this nor seen this.

It’s a gang thing and you’re going to die.

Secret other thing.

Spent $77 at the venue last night not including my $30 ticket. But if I were to get Indian food tonight. As a treat. Well I deserve it….

acrownofcandy:

yeah

normalhole:

No I’m not

Had a normal night, moshed a normal amount, revealed a normal amt of deeply shameful secrets to my friends

normalhole:

Our football team is playing [notoriously corrupt private Christian university] tonight so I got to tell my students a little bit about why they suck so much and how I hope our football team beats theirs. Because it would symbolically be satisfying. They were all so eager for the tea!! And I got to give it to them

We lost :(

At a concert again if you were wondering